The great thing about your kids having kids is that it gives you a reason to act like a kid. I’m crafting like I’m 6.
I now buy construction paper, pipe cleaners and glue sticks like they are staples. So long, eggs, milk, and butter.
Suddenly, everything in the house has craft potential-plastic forks, bottle caps, and Q-tips. (They’re great for making skeletons, but the ribs are tricky.) Crafting has really brought out another side to me, I’m loving it! I was told about hand and feet casting, have you heard? You put your hands in a premix and out comes this amazing replica of your hands, I would love to do it with the grandkids and have that center stage on my mantlepiece, as it’ll be hard to stick on the fridge!
Before Christmas, we were saving empty toilet paper rolls to make Nativity figures. It was either that or the holy family on tongue depressors. Tough call. The intentions were noble, and the final products were cute, but it still seemed wrong. So wrong.
After that, it was marshmallow snowmen. You thread large marshmallows on a wooden skewer, then use frosting to add eyes, a nose, a mouth, buttons, and a scarf. Some of them were charming, but some of them looked like they had staggered out of a Snowman Zombie Apocalypse. Where’s global warming when you need it? We submerged some of the snowmen in hot chocolate simply to see them disappear. On the upside, the bad dreams only lasted a week.
From there we moved on to coffee filter flowers. Quick, easy and pretty, although Grandma is apparently the only one able to securely twist the pipe cleaner stems around the base of the folded coffee filters. It’s good to feel needed.
I’m thinking of hanging a sign in the kitchen that says, “When the crafting gets tough, the tough get crafting.”
We are currently in the midst of a blizzard, or rather a snowflake craze. Snowflakes are for high-end crafters, which I am not. I remember making them in grade school and feeling inferior because the other kids turned out beautiful, intricate snowflakes while mine looked like moths splattered on a windshield.
“I’ll have to look up how to make them,” I say. “It’s been a long time.”
They hover near the computer, their hot little breath on my neck, as a Pinterest search pulls up directions for making snowflakes. The sample snowflakes are breathtakingly beautiful. Clearly, they have been created by engineers. With Ph.D.’s.
“Let’s make that one! And that one! And that one!” they howl.
“We’ll try. But they probably won’t look like these pictures.”
I fold paper, make a few cuts and unfold it.
“That’s not a snowflake, Grandma.”
True. But it’s a good Star of David.
I try again. They are beginning to lose interest, some playing on the piano, one dancing, another asking if it is time for a snack.
I try yet another with one child still intently watching. Her eyes study me as I attempt to make curved cuts in strategic places. She watches a little longer. Then, she turns to the others and yells, “QUIET!!! SHE NEEDS TO CONCENTRATE!”
I spend the next hour helping fold paper and make tiny cuts with dull safety scissors. It would be more time-efficient to rip the snowflake patterns out with our teeth. Still, they are pleased with their creations and want to put their work on display.
When the kids get a bit older I think our crafting will get more intense! They won’t be settling for basic pens and paper, they’ll want to create something more and I am all for that. I have been thinking about getting a vinyl cutter, we could make labels and stickers for their rooms, maybe some signs! It’s fun being creative and seeing where it will take us.